Dumb Game Palace

A suspiciously polished browser arcade where every button wiggles, every cabinet talks trash, and every game still works like it means business.

Player Accounts

Sign in for leaderboards and server saves

Leaderboards now use actual palace accounts, which is a wildly irresponsible amount of infrastructure for this website.

Badge Scanner

Checking whether your fake arcade badge already exists...

Signed in as Unknown Goblin

Palace Policy

Cabinets stay locked until you sign in.
Leaderboards are per cabinet and tied to your username.
For now, the score-heavy cabinets are wired first and the weirder ones can follow.

Arena Announcer

Welcome to the palace. Please lower your expectations and raise your score.

Game Selection Zone

Click a cabinet. Receive arcade nonsense. Try not to get emotionally outplayed by a memory game.

Now Ruining Productivity

The giant game stage waits patiently, which is more professionalism than this place deserves.

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Cabinet Status Waiting for trouble

Controls

Cabinet Flavor

Leaderboard

No cabinet selected yet.

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Choose a cabinet above to unleash bouncing buttons, melodramatic overlays, and actual gameplay.

Dubious Honors

Tiny digital trophies for behavior that would concern a normal adult.